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-17 ; Bronx ; & i have huge boobies :-3

towerofpimps:

I think the thing that makes the “Joel And Adam Play” videos so perfect is the combination of Joel’s insistence to not do what he’s told and Adam’s habit of freaking out when things start to go wrong.

elizabitchtaylor:

If the point of the Big Bang Theory was to show that male nerds can be just as sexist as male jocks then well done I guess

the-disney-residents:

There’s a line, Cruella. 
-ModOlaf

farrahtales:

If you don’t strategically eat your food so that the last bites to go in your mouth are the tastiest look at your choices

daenerysknope:

nyooms:

putlocker my main bitch, sockshare my side bitch, gorillavid my 3am booty call

rhydonmyhardon:

*dude puts his mouth around his bros dick* bro, im not actually gay unless i suck it. i never sucked it. its a metaphor, see: you put the dick right between your teeth, but you dont blow it. a metaphor bro

bookshop:

This is my new favorite thing in the history of life

panic-atthefalloutboy:

sometimes i think i listen to fall out boy too much and then other times i set the clocks early cause i know im always late

tony-and-loki:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

cheskamouse:

craftastrophies:

edgebug:

Iron Man (2008): Deleted Scenes

Tony Comes Home

christ.

can you imagine though, jarvis all alone in tony’s malibu house? jarvis who of course doesn’t have any physical form at all, jarvis who at this point occupies just the house and tony’s phone—jarvis, who is dependent on tony for everything, who lives essentially in tony’s pocket, suddenly being completely alone for the first time in his silicon life.

and every ten minutes on the dot for days and days and days he accesses the latest news reports, re-calculating and re-calculating tony’s chances at survival, endlessly running the numbers. and nobody told him to do that. tony’s house was empty and dark and nobody told jarvis to keep an eye on the news but he did. jarvis could have just spun down his hard drives and gone into hibernate mode, but he didn’t.

no, he watched the news. he stood vigil. he waited and he hoped that his calculations were wrong. that one day he would be able to say welcome home, sir once more.

Emotional state: upset about robots.

Well yea, kids get upset when their parent isn’t around.

I HAVE SO MANY JARVIS FEELS RIGHT NOW

did you just get me upset over automated intelligence?

towerofpimps:

Amanda Palmer - The Killing Type (x)

irrationallyrationalcinema:

Yeah, no. This is a fake. A quick search of Geoff’s name on the site pulls up nothing that actually involves him. And a search of “armed robbery” pulled up even less, at least in relation to these guys.
Don’t believe me? 
The time stamp on this says “6 hours ago,” so we can’t get a date from there, but the OP posted this on April eleventh. Assuming they got this screen-grab and posted it on the same day, this article would’ve been posted on the eleventh. But as a quick look at the website proves there is no story like this for that day.
Then, from what we can see of the article, it is said that this robbery happened on the 25th of March. All things considered, let’s say that meant that OP took the screen-grab some time on, let’s say, the 26th. That being said, this article would probably be archived somewhere and easily accessible through a simple site search.
Let’s search Geoff’s name first.
Huh, nothing there. At least nothing pertaining to this supposed robbery. 
Hmm, let’s try a search of "armed robbery."
Nothing there, either.
In conclusion, this is a lie, stop reblogging it. 
As for the OP, I’ll assume you were also a victim of misinformation here and I’ll ask that you make sure a story is true before you post it next time. Thank you.

irrationallyrationalcinema:

Yeah, no. This is a fake. A quick search of Geoff’s name on the site pulls up nothing that actually involves him. And a search of “armed robbery” pulled up even less, at least in relation to these guys.

Don’t believe me? 

The time stamp on this says “6 hours ago,” so we can’t get a date from there, but the OP posted this on April eleventh. Assuming they got this screen-grab and posted it on the same day, this article would’ve been posted on the eleventh. But as a quick look at the website proves there is no story like this for that day.

Then, from what we can see of the article, it is said that this robbery happened on the 25th of March. All things considered, let’s say that meant that OP took the screen-grab some time on, let’s say, the 26th. That being said, this article would probably be archived somewhere and easily accessible through a simple site search.

Let’s search Geoff’s name first.

Huh, nothing there. At least nothing pertaining to this supposed robbery. 

Hmm, let’s try a search of "armed robbery."

Nothing there, either.

In conclusion, this is a lie, stop reblogging it. 

As for the OP, I’ll assume you were also a victim of misinformation here and I’ll ask that you make sure a story is true before you post it next time. Thank you.

gavinfreeappreciation:


humanitiesbadhabitrabbits:

mlchaeijones:

marvelgirl12:

sirpepperston:

marvelgirl12:

geeklove97:

found-liquorstore-and-drank-itt:

geeklove97:

THEY’RE SO FUCKING SYNCHRONIZED THOUGH.
(X)

is that suposed to be sam and dean???

I love Supernatural as much as the next person, but this is a Rooster Teeth post. It’s actually these two majestic motherfuckers.


Nope I think it’s Sam and dean, defeating another death

No, it’s X-RAY AND VAV!

Sam and dean being like them selfs

What the fuck.

Dear SPN fandom, not every post is about you-The Roosterteeth and AH fandom

Jack has something to say to you, SPN

gavinfreeappreciation:

humanitiesbadhabitrabbits:

mlchaeijones:

marvelgirl12:

sirpepperston:

marvelgirl12:

geeklove97:

found-liquorstore-and-drank-itt:

geeklove97:

THEY’RE SO FUCKING SYNCHRONIZED THOUGH.

(X)

is that suposed to be sam and dean???

I love Supernatural as much as the next person, but this is a Rooster Teeth post. It’s actually these two majestic motherfuckers.

image

Nope I think it’s Sam and dean, defeating another death

No, it’s X-RAY AND VAV!

Sam and dean being like them selfs

What the fuck.

Dear SPN fandom, not every post is about you-The Roosterteeth and AH fandom

Jack has something to say to you, SPN

buying a roosterteeth shirt: yes hi i'd like to pay 19.95 for an inside joke